Twilight: New Moon Parody

A parody/spoof of Twilight New Moon done by MOCGenius. We’re a student run production company out of West Ranch High School. Bella Swan – Mike May Edward Cullen – Omer Benyamin Jacob Black – Cale Nichols *Note we are not making fun of twilight, merely having fun with it. We’re all huge fans of the books and movies! UPDATE STN Fall Nationals 2nd Place Movie Preview!
Video Rating: 4 / 5

www.rifftrax.com Every now and then a sequel comes along that is arguably superior to the original film. The Godfather II. The Empire Strikes Back. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain. But the makers of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse cleverly avoided such comparisons by just making the exact same movie a third time. You want a slack-jawed girl who can’t choose between some squinty, mopey fellows? We got it! You want a red-headed vampire lady running around causing some sort of unspecified trouble? We got it! You want a consistent mythology, or a story that builds tension and develops in any way over the course of three films? We got…uh…hey look, werewolf nipples! All our favorites are back: Moustache Dad, Harpo, the Volvo. And really, why should anything change? If you like Big Macs, and you order a Big Mac, you want the Big Mac to taste just like every other Big Mac you’ve ever had. And if you keep eating Big Macs all the time you’ll wind up alone, unloved, with a colon that would make even Louie Anderson’s doctor say “Dear God, you’ve let yourself go.” Just like the Twilight franchise! So settle in, get a warm plate of muffins, and join Mike, Kevin and Bill for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse! www.rifftrax.com
Video Rating: 5 / 5

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