Q&A: What should i write for “steps to become a …” and make it funny?

Question by charzard: What should i write for “steps to become a …” and make it funny?
For an english essay, we have to write an essay of steps how to become…. it can be anything, but it should be funny, and i am having trouble thinking of something. some of my friends thought of ones like how to become… social outcast, cheerleader(making fun of them), ghostbuster.

i need a specific occupation/role/lifestyle that i could write about and that is funny.
NOT: fireman, teacher, movie star = lame

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Answer by ǝɔnɐs ǝɯosǝʍɐ
an amputee…

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