Q&A: What is the going rate to hire a couple of yodeling quadriplegics for a movie I’m making?

Question by Princess: What is the going rate to hire a couple of yodeling quadriplegics for a movie I’m making?
I’ve advertised numerous times over the last mnth trying to hire a few yodeling quadriplegics, but no one has answered any of my ads. I assumed in this economy I might be able to hire them cheaply, but no such luck. What is the going rate for professional yodeling quadriplegics that can act, but are not divas?

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Answer by big_empty
lmao…this question actually left me speechless
good luck on your quest

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