Q&A: How many of you who were kids in the 80’s and 90’s are now Satanists – You could be a Satanist and not know?

Question by Passenger (wow widow): How many of you who were kids in the 80’s and 90’s are now Satanists – You could be a Satanist and not know?
I just found out that cartoons like Masters of the Universe, My Little Pony, Smurfs, Captain Planet, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the movie 101 Dalmatians were all made to intentionally teach kids about witchcraft and make you satanists.

So… if you watched those shows, you are probably a Satanist.

I thought you should know.

BQ: What do you plan to do now that you know you are a Satanist?
Blooper – let’s be on the safe side and assume that if you watched Howdy Doody you are also a Satanist. I mean, it just makes sense.
Banquetfm – I understand your shock, but remember, he delivered that moral of the week in that skimpy little outfit. and that haircut???

Best answer:

Answer by Key Lime Humble Pie
Repent of course.

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