(Part 4) What is your sign and what is your reaction to this Hollywood movie ending scene?

Question by Bree: (Part 4) What is your sign and what is your reaction to this Hollywood movie ending scene?
This question belongs Taeyoung but help add to it. Find your sign and answer the scenario about your sign.

Aries – In this world overrun with zombies you and your companions fought your way through a wave of flesh eating zombies that had surrounded the shopping mall you once took refuge in. You thought you had gotten away from the zombie scourge by taking a boat out to sea however, when you stopped onto an island you where ambushed there. So what will you do now? Are you going to fight your way out or succumb to a gruesome death *pulls out flame thrower* (Dawn of the Dead)

Taurus – All the other kids proved themselves as arrogant little brats and seriously, if it weren’t illegal I’m sure their parents would’ve love to deck them too. But now you have won! It’s only you. Correction, you and that… eccentric 40 something yr old man who keeps looking at you creepy. So he wants to give you his entire fortune, everything he has even though you just met him and you’re just a little kid. Now that you have his factory and have access to all the candy you desire what will you do in that factory? Oompa Loompa stripper party?… Also how are you supposed to payback the guy? (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Gemini – You finally realise that you have a split personality …uh-oh~ you’ve been up to no good this whole time without even knowing it. Now your split personalityy is mad at you for wussing out on your plan to blow stuff up so you fight, yes, this scuffle must look very odd to anybody watching you beat the living crap out of yourself, then one of you pulls out a gun and shoots you in the face. You killed him. Yay!? Now you can sit back and watch all those building explode with your new gf/bf …but don’t you miss your imaginary friend now? You had some good times together and all, well you could always imagine him back to life, would you? (Fight Club)

Cancer – Your lover is about to sink into the ocean and you both will likely to die, but you heroically save your lover from the “you know that titanic scene” where the selfish hobag gets to lay down on top of the wooden piece *comfortably* while the dude is freezing his aS$ underneath water tryin’ to make sure she and the piece are flowing on top. So you are going to help keep your lover safe, yeah, and then you die, but your soul comes back in life to haunt (or follow) your lover around (clingy baby clingy) (Titanic)

Leo – So in this world with blue people, you are the human saviour, the hero of the story. You’ve grown to understand the plight of the natives as well as fall in love and now you will fight alongside them against your own people. Long story short you win and end up as a tall blue guy/girl in the strange jungle world with a hot blue girlfriend/boyfriend what would you do? Everybody loves you and wants to sleep with you because you saved their world, will you stay faithful? (Avatar)

Virgo – you helped kill all the Aliens, you saved the world, but one alien sneaked up from behind, he didn’t kill you, instead he impregnated you and you will have an alien baby, but you didn’t die, you will help to raise this Alien baby, teach him how to be nice to people! (Alien vs. Predator)

Libra – You came to this world on a research mission but you got lost because you’re clumsy as hell with those tiny little feet, how could blame you? You’re just a peace lovin’ little brown. With a glowing finger and strobe light genitals. You meet a boy and he shows you what earth is like, saves you from being killed and helps you get back home. Now back on your home planet everyone is making fun of you because they found out you did some cross dressing while on Earth (thanks to Gertie). Now you miss earth and hate your home planet, What will you do? (ET)

Scorpio – You don’t want to be forgotten, your abusive mother killed you so you decided to go demon!! Even though you may be a scary little girl with pruney grey skin and a horrifying face, who lives in a musty well all alone, you’ve got feelings too. You just climb out of people TV’s to hang out but they keep dying on you. Now that your curse lives on you can run rampant in the world, trying to befriend as many people as possible. What will you do? (The Ring)

Sagittarius – You got drunk & drugged and woke up not knowing what the hell happened, but later on you found out from a videotape that showed a scene of you getting butt-pounded by a tranny., one day you walked on the street, and you bumped into this tranny. (The Hangover II)

Capricorn – you don’t have any human friends because the only friends you will ever have are those bunch of annoying whining robots who talk about saving this blah blah planet blah blah megatron turns me on blah blah ., but somehow you ended up with a hot trophy gf (Megan Fox) or a hot trophy bf (I dunno, Brad Pitt? too old? Jensen Ackles then? or Justin Beaver I don’t care.) (Transformers)

Aquarius – The whole world is controlled by unemotional intelligent machines, you will never see any emotions anywhere, and you as neo, helps defeat the machines, and become god of this world, yet there will still be no emotions, you will teach all the remaining human survivors of this world on how to act calm and non-emo! (The Matrix)

Pisces – Seeing your romantic lover dying romantically in front of you in a romantic coffin inside a romantic church setting, you shoot yourself romantically in the head or drink poison so you can romantically die with him (her)…, (Romeo & Juliet)

Best answer:

Answer by ☆ Nanodae
Cancer – Your lover is about to sink into the ocean and you both will likely to die, but you heroically save your lover from the “you know that titanic scene” where the selfish hobag gets to lay down on top of the wooden piece *comfortably* while the dude is freezing his aS$ underneath water tryin’ to make sure she and the piece are flowing on top. So you are going to help keep your lover safe, yeah, and then you die, but your soul comes back in life to haunt (or follow) your lover around (clingy baby clingy) (Titanic)
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Never really seen Titantic to be honest, but this scenario sounds okay, I don’t really get what I’m supposed to answer.

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