My Sucky Teen Romance

Highschoolers Kate and Allison are sick of girls their age swooning over sparkling vampires, and this weekend at SpaceCON, they’re determined to be swept off their feet by real men. Little do they know an actual bloodsucker has turned local grocery store clerks Paul and Cindy into real-life vampires. And soon after Kate falls for a boy at the con, she’s accidentally bitten and turned into one of the undead! Luckily for the lovestruck Kate, Paul has fallen for her too — and with the help of their friends, this bunch will do anything they can to reverse the curse! With the weekend in full-gear and the body count quickly rising, this group of quirky misfits will need to track down SpaceCON’s resident vampire expert – Ain’t It Cool News’ Harry Knowles – stake the bloodsucker and his minions, and somehow avoid ordering any extra garlic pizza until things blow over! A wild ride through the world of geekdom — with smart, timely jabs at every facet of teen pop culture — MY SUCKY TEEN ROMANCE is the anti-TWILIGHT: a darkly comic horror adventure for anyone who’s ever been, known, or even seen an outcast. Teen writer/director Emily Hagins, best-known for her award-winning 2006 zombie film PATHOGEN, which was shot when she was only 12, takes a bite out of modern pop vampires in this hilarious, bloody tale that proves, once and for all, that teenage love totally sucks!

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