Dating 101: How to tell if a guy is cheating. Lol, really now?

Question by Cole: Dating 101: How to tell if a guy is cheating. Lol, really now?
Here’s another article I found linked off the front page of Yahoo that makes me sad for men everywhere. It’s no wonder women have a hard time finding the right guy with “tips” like this on the net so readily available for them to pick through everyday. Here we go:

“1. He’s superprotective of his gadgets. “The main way that trysts are found out is through the discovery of incriminating emails, IM chats, cell phone texts or bills,” says Belisa Vranich, PsyD, a clinical psychologist in New York City. So if he’s being unfaithful, he may guard his gadgets or act really defensive when you innocently touch his phone or computer. It should be a giant red flag if he readily gave you passwords in the past, and now he’s more evasive.”

Women don’t innocently touch anything. That is a myth. Everything has a purpose, a deeper meaning, an ulterior motive for women. They are suspiscious by nature, and they LOVE finding fault whenever they can, even if they have no proof. Do you wanna know why I don’t like you snooping around on my computer or checking my text history on my cell phone? It’s because you’re showing that you don’t trust me. Oh but suddenly because I’m annoyed, it’s perfectly okay for you to accuse me of hiding something. I’ve got two words for you. **** you. I’m entitled to my privacy just as much as you are, and don’t you even dare try to tell me that **** wouldn’t hit the fan if I tried checking your personal information, too.

“2. He steps up the grooming. This is so obvious, but it’s a sign many women miss: “If your man starts grooming more without you requesting it, that could be an indication that he’s getting intimate with someone else,” says Vranich. You can actually thank modern mass media for this tipoff. Guys today are used to viewing manscaped dudes onscreen, so if he has another chick to impress with his appearance, he may emulate those ultra-trimmed guys. Another clue: He’s spending more time at the gym.”

“Manscaped dudes.” What time frame was this article written? I dunno about you, but the only thing I’m seeing in theaters recently is gritty manly men. You know, like the ones you’ll see in movies made for men. Whatever, that’s not the point. The point is, shut up you paranoid, delusional, man hater. Heaven forbid a man step up his hygiene and try to get back into shape again. Maybe he’s trying to raise up that self-esteem you’ve been slowly chipping away at for the last seven years. Ever think of that? Probably not, because you’ve been too busy plotting how to test his love for you by sleeping with other men and seeing if he gets angry.

“3. He smells different. “When he comes home, if he doesn’t smell the same as he did in the morning, and it isn’t the scent of soap in the gym or at your home, it may be because he’s showered at her place,” offers Vranich. So pay attention, because in this case, that old saying “the nose knows” might very well be true.”

I’m more than aware that women appreciate smells more than men do. Hell, it’s been pointed out to me many times that they like how I smell, but you try going to work for nine hours or more a day and see if you don’t come home smelling different. By the

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Answer by LovelyLilly
lol…I’m obviously a woman, but I find your answers hilarious and true!..this is why I read magazines, but don’t take any of these type of articles seriously! haha

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