Spiritually speaking, what is your favourite piece of hate mail you have received?

Question by Ethan: Spiritually speaking, what is your favourite piece of hate mail you have received?
Because I just opened my inbox to check my emails and I was greeted with this:

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Hello Ethan,

You have received a message from another user!

From: shakka_bro

Subject: you’re o so very clever

Message: ok when i ask a question on yahoo, please dont correct my spelling because i dont really try to spell everything to a T because frankly i dont care, and i have better things to do then spell check my questions, unlike you who has like whatm 6,000 points? you get 2 points an answer so you must spend a great amount of your pathetic life answering questions on yahoo and doing nothing of value. You may say Im now being a hypocrite or however you spell it, but Im not because I only disrespect people that have it coming. But, really, I actually feel sorry for you because your probably some fat, pork chop of a child who is/was teased at school and has no friends due to his social and athletic incompetence and will/does live with your mom and lead an unsuccesful and unhappy like getting your only excitement by making sorry attempts at burning people on online forums, and masturbating while you pose as an attractive teen and chat with a real teen on some online chat site, so really, I only can laugh when you think your all hot cause you can diss high schoolers on yahoo.com, then pass out in bed after a long day of church basketball practice and going to a movie with friends because unlike you I have life.

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Answer by Danielle – Willowcats Slave
All that because you corrected someones spelling.

When will people realise that attempting to spell correctly is actually important?

Faen!

Edit: I tried to find it to copy and paste, but I must have deleted it. I’ll tell you anyway – and I SWEAR this happened.

I got a message from a female Christian fundie type gal, asking me about my views on gay people. I am totally for gay rights, so I was enthusiastic when I told her about my thoughts.

She replied with a message along the lines ‘So you are a gay girl? Would you like to suck on my titty?’

I replied saying I wasn’t gay.

She replied with alot of abuse, saying being gay was a sin.

I lol’d.

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