Q&A: Where can I find a website with helpful information for first time movie directors?

Question by joethedotcom: Where can I find a website with helpful information for first time movie directors?
Looking for a site for film making “newbies” that explains the basics of shooting a film (i.e. equipment, techniques, scriptwriting etc.)

Thanks in advance for any replies.

Best answer:

Answer by longjohn
Hey “dufus”, you are evidently looking for a grand opening and with your I.Q. you won’t be able to get…so if you are un-employed you might try to go to France and chew on some wieners while you’re making up your poems about our leaders…if you don’t like it over here, why don’t you pack up your pet poodle and get out of America. There will be wars until God comes back and I wish it were today !! Are you ready to go ???

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