Q&A: We’ve Done Fave Movie Quotes, But What About TV Quotes?

Question by Fonzie T: We’ve Done Fave Movie Quotes, But What About TV Quotes?
If you’re a fan of any show (usually a sitcom), you can clearly remember all your favorite one-liners, & zingers. Just like you do w/ your fave movie quotes.

So what’re yours?

Mine-

(from ‘Alice’. 70s sitocm about a single mom & her son)

Set up: Alice & son are talking to a family therapist & she asks the kid why he doesn’t get along w/ his mom.

Tommy: She’s a nag!! She makes me wash the dishes, CLEAN my room, TAKE out the garbage AND do my homework!”

therapist (turns & looks at Alice): Ooo. you ARE a nag! 🙂

The Jeffersons (loud mouth George & wise-cracking maid, Florence):

George: FLORENCE! Didn’t I say I wanted my scotch on the ROCKS?!

Flo: Then why don’t you pour it over yo’ haid?!
🙂
bunky – LMAO! I remember that one! (& I think have it on dvd) Good one! I was actually gonna do a S&S quote myself. Countless good one-liners on that show!

Best answer:

Answer by Girl Geek.
From “Arrested Development”

Tobias: I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors maybe. Or better yet, hot sea-

Michael: I like hot sailors.

Tobias: Mmmm, me too.

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