Please help! I need a project that will consume time for three months!?

Question by Maddy: Please help! I need a project that will consume time for three months!?
Hi, my summer vacation just started and i need some stuff to do. I have absolutely nothing to do, no camp or anything. So I was thinking that I should start an awesome project that is actually useful rather than just watching TV and sleeping all day. It would also be great to have some cool activity or day trip ideas. I am interested in countryside activities, the outdoors, room design, arts and crafts, creative writing, movie making, dog training, and building things like forts and furniture. Also feel free to post ideas that have nothing to do with those things. I hate cities and museums, and I do have transportation. I like to do out of the ordinary things, and again would love to take on a huge time consuming project. Thank you so much.

Best answer:

Answer by Gorkbark Porkduke Gefunken Fubar
Here is a three-step project that will easily take up three months.

Step 1. Find a blonde.
Step 2. Put her in a round room.
Step 3. Tell her to sit in the corner.

The first two steps are easy. It’s the last step that’s hard.

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