movie/TV quotes alcohol, drinking, cocktails, wine?

Question by PJdance: movie/TV quotes alcohol, drinking, cocktails, wine?
I need great/famous movie quotes that mention drinking or beer or cocktails, wine etc. I have a few already

“My advice to you… is to start drinking heavily.” – Animal House

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” – Cliff Clavin from Cheers

“Let us drink, gentlemen. Let us drink, till we roll under the table in vomit and oblivion.” – Becket

“The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time.” – The Thin Man

“I don’t think I’ve ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before.” – Breakfast At Tiffany’s

“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.” – Casablanca

“My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together.” – Heartbreak Ridge

“Just a Drink. A martini shaken… Not stirred” – Goldfinger

“I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we’re almost outta beer.” – Dazed and Confused

“I hope that was an empty bottle, George! You can’t afford to waste good liquor, not on YOUR salary!” – Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf

“Benji Stone: I think I’m going to be unwell.
Alan Swann: Ladies are unwell, Stone. Gentlemen vomit.” – My Favorite Year

“I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs.” – Edina Monsoon (with a hangover) from Absolutely Fabulous

Best answer:

Answer by Dresden Rose
“Scotch, I’m starving.” Iron Man

Not as funny as “OK I need you to exit the donut.” LOL

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