Movie Catastrophy. What Crazy stuff happened to you this easter weekend?

Question by : Movie Catastrophy. What Crazy stuff happened to you this easter weekend?
So heres the thing, i wanna know if im not the only one who got totally embarrased this easter weekend.
The deal is i get 4 days off of work and 4 days off mean 96 hours of loco time you know what im sayin?
So saturday night was the best when my cousin Marla came over to visit. We blasted up the music in the car and cruised the road until a man came up to my car at a stop light. He asked for a little hitch hike not too far from our destination so we let him join. As he sat in my car he took out some laughing cow cheese and 2L of Orange Tango and slurped it up with a crazy straw as he danced “the wave” with us. When we reached his stop, he did not get out of the car cause he told us we were some wild party animals and wanted to head to the cinemas with us. Marla said it was fine. We decided to watch insidious cause scary movies are so fly this season.
We got seats at the back of the theatre and i sat between marla and the man (whom introduced himself as Mike). During a scary part i had the urge to urinate so i went to the bathroom. When i got there none of the toilets were available except the one at the back. I did my business but then when i flushed the toilet it was stuck and a bunch of watery brown diarrhea gushed out and splashed into my clothes and face. It was utterly disgusting as i ran out of the stall immediately to wash my face and hands. I could not do anything about my clothes and ppl outside the washroom gave me disgusted looks. As i walked down the hallway to go back to the theatre i saw a janitor’s mop and pail with soap so i dunked my leg and jeans into that stuff to make the smell go away. As for my shirt i used windex to spray the smell and brown spots away to make it fresh as a daisy.
After that i went back to my seat and watched the movies.
As the movie ended, marla and mike asked about my clothes. I had told them that i passed by a chocolate fountain in the theatre kitchen and accidently dived into it. They believed me.
I drove Mike home after we left. He thanked me and gave me a huge hug and as you would expect the diarrhea stains from my clothes got onto his. I drove away immediately and hope to never see him again because he would know its not chocolate after that incident. I told marla the truth after we dropped off mike and she was disgusted.

Did anybody else get embarrased?

Best answer:

Answer by Cailean Morrison
I am gamer so I stay inside alot but this ester I went out to ness river and skmmed stones and drunk some some slushes. I saw a heron and I got a lot of freckles now. My skin is still a pit pink from the sun burn
I had a great time this easter.

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