Daily short EP.3

We interview the richest man Script:Hi im daily show reporter Rob Daniels and im here with the richest man on earth say hi to harry Gant I first would like to say hi to the daily show ok thanks harry so now we will go to our first question how did you get so rich? well basically i got paid by men to kiss my women so you are basically a pimp? Well not in those exact words Okay so now we move onto the second question…what do you plan to do with all of your money? Well first off i defiantly do not plan to pay my women because they don’t need it,i take care of them ill probably spend it on prescription pills and air soft guns so you are a drug addict? no i sell them to people…who need them ok so we have another question,do you like fish? no i hate fish they are evil they corrupt minds of my women okay fourth question do you plan on having a baby,if not what kind of condoms do you use? no i do not plan on it,i also don’t plan on getting married and i use trojan max(no not maximum the guy just says it retardly) Okay we will have to wrap this up,is there anything you would like to say to the audience? yes,come to my place Okay see yah every body till the next daily show

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